Am I the only one who keeps expecting this “Chris Crocker” to say “It rubs the lotion on its skin. It does this whenever it is told.”

Anyway, a new YouTube freak/star is born, so I’ll just let you get to it, because you’ll likely need some time to recover (CONTENT WARNING: LANGUAGE):

Ugh, will someone give Precious back to Buffalo Bill so he can settle down already!? On second thought, it’s more important that we send Agent Starling in there to take this nut down.*UPDATE 9/12: Even political blogs, like HotAir.com, are mesmerized by the skills of this public speecher. Some hilarious comments there as well.*UPDATE 9/14: Let the spoofing begin! Starting with “Leave Gen. Petraeus Alone!“

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